Day 5: Vegan pizza

Posted by Dane | Filed under I miss cheese


Vegan pizza is terrible. TERRIBLE.

That is all.

Permalink | June 27th, 2008

24 Responses to “Day 5: Vegan pizza”

  1. JustinS Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Where’s all the cheese?

    Oh… Right.

  2. kgib Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    That does look terrible. Invest in Teese or Follow Your Heart mozzarella. Grate it on TOP of the other ingredients (which is hard to do, because it goes against regular pizza making…rules). Bake in the oven for whatever period of time you are supposed to, then put it under the broiler for the last 1.5-2 mins. Maybe have a beer beforehand. I am really enjoying your journey! Also, Jolly Ranchers are vegan, and most of us have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy w/ alcohol.

  3. Jen Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Ha ha ha! I offered you yummy Grand Central, but you got all high and mighty… “Oh no, I have vegan pizza coming.” And you were secretly mocking my cheese-eating choices. I could feel it.

  4. Charley Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    That looks pretty good. Except someone must have made it without washing his hands, because I think I see an olive. Ew.

    Jen: I’ll take some of that Grand Central. God, that place is great.

  5. Robert Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Charley is clearly delusional.

    That pizza looks absolutely disgusting, and against everything that pizza stands for!

  6. Crissy Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Maybe with the right sauce, some red pepper flakes, a butt load of salt and about a cup and a half of olive oil that slice would be edible.

    Don’t give up Dane!

  7. melissa lion Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    I’ve never even been a vegetarian so what do I know and I think someone has already written this, but what the hell. Maybe you shouldn’t eat things that ought not be vegan. Like don’t eat vegan pizza, or mac and cheese. You should eat like 87-grain salad or something because that should be vegan. You have nothing real to compare it to.

    I’m just trying to help here. And, as Mr. Bennett says, laugh at you in my turn. (Ask Kiala about the reference.)

  8. Megan Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Delicious vegan pizza exists, but what is with all those tomatoes and onions? I hate that people thing that’s what vegetarians want to eat, but usually with mushrooms and zucchini and crap. THEY DO NOT! We like NORMAL food. I like Crissy’s toppings also with some olives, potatoes, blackened broccoli, and pepperoncini.
    Also Dane, I think you would like our dinner tonight. Soy-taco meat tacos with all the normal taco stuff and no cheese. Those are as delicious as taco bell.

  9. Nels Says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Yeah, pizza sans cheese is pretty tough. I can do without the meat, but man… if it isn’t cheesy?

    You should do a blog post about vegan theory. I mean, I’m a little confused about why cheese is banned. You know the cow will get sick and die if you don’t get the milk out of there, right?

  10. chris Says:
    June 30th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Time to quit man. It’s not worth it.

  11. GreenCanary Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am

    That pizza made me cry a little.

  12. Megkathleen Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    That looks absolutely disgusting. I feel nauseous now.

  13. Jen Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I am EAGERLY AWAITING the “I fell off the vegan wagon, hit my head, and haven’t recovered” blog entry…..

  14. eryka Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 9:11 am

    no, no, no, Nels. Cow’s do not get sick and die from not being milked, silly! Their mammories are just like humans’ (just not as sexy). If they are not being demanded to produce milk, they won’t, plain and simple. Not to mention: in order to produce milk, a girl’s gotta have a baby!! So, farmers keep their milk-makers preggo. What to do with those babies when their born? get them away from mom and knock her up again - keep that milk’a'flowin!
    PS - I just ate a “Reuben” sandwich. I’m slipping in to a food coma…fat and happy. mm-MM! I hate that people think vegans only eat celery. that’s ANOREXIA, silly.

  15. melissa lion Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    What happened here?

  16. Crissy Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Dane, this post is boring the shit out of me.

    Come now, let’s post something new.

  17. Robert Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Vegans ate Dane.

  18. Dane Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Dane, honey. you need to explain to the people what happened.

    You know. The thing that happened with the cheese.

    And the meat.

  19. Dane Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 am

    That was me, Kiala.

  20. Nels Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Oh… this sounds GOOD.

    WAIT! I mean awful…

  21. Charley Says:
    July 6th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    Dane,

    You better be done with this vegan stuff by the time I come visit at the end of the month. Because all I plan to do is eat.

  22. GrenCanary Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Dane, even if you fell off of the Vegon, you should keep blogging. Perhaps you’ll become inspired once you eat some real food.

  23. melissa lion Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    My heart breaks a little every time I visit. Just know that.

  24. Kiala Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    We have the Veganomicon now, honey. I can make us enchiladas. WITH POTATOES.

    You like potatoes.

    Right?

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