Day 4: Bad things happen to good vegans.

Posted by Dane | Filed under I miss being a vegan

Hey Guys! It’s me, Kiala from Face of the Cookie!

Soooo…Dane is too embarrassed to blog today. He kind of fell off the vegan wagon (or vagon as I like to call it - combining things! It’s fun!) yesterday. Everything was going well at lunch when he ate this:


Too many tofus.

But what happened next, well…it wasn’t his fault. He had a working dinner at Clarklewis and I don’t know if you’ve ever been there but what they do is they serve any party of 6 or more “Family Style”. This means he had no control over the food, everyone shares, and all he could eat was the asparagus.

Luckily, asparagus is the one vegetable that doesn’t make Dane cry like a little girl. Still, three asparagus stalks do not a meal make…although after all that tofu I can’t imagine being hungry ever again - but hey, that’s just me. I’m superior a girl.

So on the way home, he got fourthmeal. At Taco Bell. No, he did not eat meat, but he did have some cheese. And, I don’t know if I mentioned this, but he had Taco Bell which is just horrifyingly bad for you. And also smelled incredibly delicious wafting from the living room and into the bedroom where I was reading my vegan book, Kushiel’s Mercy. Okay, it’s not about vegans. It’s about magik and bondage and other sexy nerd things. It’s AWESOME.


Bondage: Not just for vegans anymore.

Not to worry, he was back on the vegan train as of this morning. Don’t judge him too harshly please. God is already doing that for you.

Oh, didn’t I mention? We’re going Christian next month.

Permalink | June 26th, 2008

21 Responses to “Day 4: Bad things happen to good vegans.”

  1. Crissy Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    I would like some recommendations for some good smut books please.

    It doesn’t even have to be vegan smut.

    I mean it’s okay if the characters eat eggs for breakfast after a night of doing it.

  2. Rian Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    There are vegans in Portland? Goddammit. Now I have to leave here too.

    Don’t worry, you’ll get used to eating stuff that’s s’posed to taste like other stuff but doesn’t. I did. Not.

    Beer’s vegan, right? I am TOTALLY vegan again for the next hour or two. Sweet. I’m gonna go out and see if the chickens have laid any eggs. And pull their tails.

  3. Nels Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    That blows. But only falling to the regular vegetarian level is better than just giving up. So cheers to you for that Dane.

    I’m TOTALLY hungry now BTW.

  4. Charley Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Don’t go Christian.

    Note to Dane: Next time you’re going to cave, don’t cave with Taco Bell. Just cave at the fancy work dinner. You know?

    Also, who took the under? (me)

    Also, now you got this vegan thing down. Take it all the way home!

  5. melissa lion Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    Jeeee-sus.

  6. Becky in MD Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 5:12 am

    What did you get at taco bell that doesn’t have meat? Or are we making a joke that what they serve isn’t meat its “meat?” Sorry, sometimes I’m a little slow……

  7. Kiala Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    He got bean burritos, Becky.

    So…not too bad. Although, there may be lard in the beans.

    Not to mention the exploitation of millions of drunk frat guys.

    And me.

  8. Becky in MD Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Ohhhhhhhh beans! I forgot all about beans! It’s that slow thing I was talking about…..

  9. JustinS Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    @Kiala - According to their website, the beans are sans lard. Doesn’t look like they use it for their tortillas, either.

    http://www.yum.com/nutrition/documents/tb_ingredient_statement.pdf

    I think that’s a recent change, though. I would have sworn that lard put the yummy in most of their goods in years past.

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    July 1st, 2008 at 9:32 am

    “Bondage: Not just for vegans anymore.” Hoo boy, I think I just peed my pants.

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