Day 2: Margaritas = Vegan.

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There’s no animals in margaritas right? Back me up here, because I just drank like 5 of them. I don’t care if it’s true or not… I need some support god dammit.

So here’s the thing… Being vegan is hard. Honestly. HARD.

It’s not so much the specific ingredients that I miss… it’s the routine. We had dinner tonight at Acapulco’s Gold with Justin and Megan.

Here is a picture of Kiala’s food:

I’ve had a few too many margarita’s to properly explain the events of the evening, but rest assured… I’ll do my best the morning to make sense of this madness.

Thanks for sticking with me internet, I always knew I could count on you.

Permalink | June 24th, 2008

14 Responses to “Day 2: Margaritas = Vegan.”

  1. melissa lion Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    I think I’m going to be a margarigan.

    Hang on, I’m going to copyright that shit. Margarigan. I RULE.

  2. Charley Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Were they venison margaritas? Because I think those may not be allowed.

  3. Dane Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 6:38 am

    Melissa - Holy shit! That’s FUCKING AWESOME! You really do rule, I can see now that you weren’t kidding that time that you told me that you had the ruling inside of you.. in your guts… it’s really in there, congratulations!

    Charley - No, we didn’t, but those sound DEELISHUS!

  4. Crissy Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    Um, did Kiala throw up on her plate?

    What is that?

  5. Kiala Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    It’s vegan beans and vegan tacos and then I put hot sauce and guacamole all over everything which is so totally vegan of me.

    I’m looking down ON THE WORLD NOW. SUCK IT MEAT EATERS!!!!

  6. chris Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    That’s all the guac you got? Aw man - she got shafted!

    That means something bad. I heard it on a TV show once.

  7. Nels Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Not this again… what is it with you people?

    Margaritas are not classy. Vodka tonics are classy. Bourbon and soda waters are classy. In Portland, PBR forties have more class than margaritas fer cryin’ out loud!

    I’m telling you… sweet and sour mix is EVIL.

  8. melissa lion Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    Fucking hell, Nels, it’s Portland. We don’t have sweet and sour mix because that means some sweet and sours would have died. What we have is organically, locally grown air that smells like sweet and sour mix and we huff it with our tequila. WHY DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE THING????

  9. melissa lion Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    An this blog makes me realize my computer screen is very, very dirty.

  10. melissa lion Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    AND.

    I’m screaming on the inside today. Can anyone tell?

  11. Robert Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    NOW WE ARE TALKING! I can support MARAGARITAS, because they usually support ROCKING… SOMETIMES UNTIL THE VERY GATES OF HEAVEN BREAK OPEN AND A CHORUS OF ANGELS SPILL FORTH, ALL DOING GUITAR SOLOS AND RIDING CENTAURS (who are playing bass).

    You can do it!

  12. Dane Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Robert - Dude, I totally used to have a Trapper Keeper™ with that exact same thing on it…. weird right?

  13. Nels Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    Oh shit. I kept it together until I read the words “…AND RIDING CENTAURS (who are playing bass)”.

    I don’t care who you are, that’s fucking funny.

  14. GreenCanary Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Was there a worm in the tequila that went into your margarita?.

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