Day 4: Bad things happen to good vegans.
Posted by Dane | Filed under I miss being a vegan
Hey Guys! It’s me, Kiala from Face of the Cookie!
Soooo…Dane is too embarrassed to blog today. He kind of fell off the vegan wagon (or vagon as I like to call it - combining things! It’s fun!) yesterday. Everything was going well at lunch when he ate this:
Too many tofus.
But what happened next, well…it wasn’t his fault. He had a working dinner at Clarklewis and I don’t know if you’ve ever been there but what they do is they serve any party of 6 or more “Family Style”. This means he had no control over the food, everyone shares, and all he could eat was the asparagus.
Luckily, asparagus is the one vegetable that doesn’t make Dane cry like a little girl. Still, three asparagus stalks do not a meal make…although after all that tofu I can’t imagine being hungry ever again - but hey, that’s just me. I’m superior a girl.
So on the way home, he got fourthmeal. At Taco Bell. No, he did not eat meat, but he did have some cheese. And, I don’t know if I mentioned this, but he had Taco Bell which is just horrifyingly bad for you. And also smelled incredibly delicious wafting from the living room and into the bedroom where I was reading my vegan book, Kushiel’s Mercy. Okay, it’s not about vegans. It’s about magik and bondage and other sexy nerd things. It’s AWESOME.
Bondage: Not just for vegans anymore.
Not to worry, he was back on the vegan train as of this morning. Don’t judge him too harshly please. God is already doing that for you.
Oh, didn’t I mention? We’re going Christian next month.
