Day 2: Conundrum
Posted by Dane | Filed under vegan-ness?
Are there animals in Jolly Ranchers™?
I’m sitting at my desk pondering this while my vegan co-workers congratulate me on my newfound… ummm.. I don’t know… vegan-ness. They’re telling me that it will take a few days to adjust, but that I will feel better in the long run. While they’re telling me this I curse them in my head… and then I curse their children, and their children’s children. Vegan me is mean!
You know in Popeye when Wimpy would see everything as hamburgers? That’s a total lie. I haven’t eaten meat in like 30 hours and everything still looks the same to me. What gives?
It’s not that I miss the meat so much, as it is I just don’t like denying myself. I’m a baby.
