Day 5: Vegan pizza


Vegan pizza is terrible. TERRIBLE.

That is all.

Day 3: The Forgetful Vegan

Day 1: Mac and “Cheese”

Vegan \"Mac & Cheese\"
Vegan “Mac & Cheese”

You’ve really got to give it to my wife, she tried to make my first dinner as a vegan easy and serve me something that, historically, I’ve always liked. I love her for that… and I also kind of hate her for it.

I’m just going to come right out and say it…. nutritional yeast tastes nothing like cheese… NOTHING! STOP KIDDING YOURSELVES VEGANS. Let me put this plainly.

Nutritional yeast is to cheese as :
1. dump truck is to leopard
2. sunshine is to when she’s gone
3. Battlestar Galactica is to Battlestar Galactica

I hate all the animals. This is their fault for being so tasty.